January 2012
Reblog if you're lesbian.
The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................
December 2011
I'm strong, because I've been weak. I'm fearless,...
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Anonymous asked: You're probably one of the best looking people I know, and I absolutely adore how true to yourself you are. You're amazing.
thorough-bread asked: 100% honest opinion! you're one of the strongest people i know, you have so much respect from me. you know what you want & you're going to get it because you're strong willed and ambitious. you're the most charismatic person i've ever met. you are an excellent listener & give great advice, i wouldn't be the same if i didn't know you. even though we...
readysetriot asked: You are extremely cool and have a great outlook on life. I'm glad that I could make a new friend before wrapping up 2011.
Before it's the New Year, give me a 100% honest...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
santanalopezgif:
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
